He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
