Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
