capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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