Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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