i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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