do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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