yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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