You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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