hotel room ftw
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
