Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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