"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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