really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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