End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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