People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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