I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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