if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
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I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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