just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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