so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage