bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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