White coat. Heels.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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