tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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