A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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