GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Randomize