Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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