As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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