If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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