I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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