Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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