Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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