Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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