I wish I could punch you in the face.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
