Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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