fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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