No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
