When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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