dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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