I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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