How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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