Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Let's get the cat blown out
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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