I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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