got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
What drink are we having for lunch?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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