Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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