marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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