Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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