Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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