I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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