one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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