we're blogging at a bar
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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