Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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