My first STD was from a foam party
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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