I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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