i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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