Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Everclear isn't food dammit
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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