all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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