what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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